Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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