do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
