Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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