Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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