been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize