I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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