I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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