Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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