we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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