you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You're a waste of cheezeits
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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