You're a womanizer and a bitch.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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