Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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