yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
