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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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