Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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