You smell like stripper and shame
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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