I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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