i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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