I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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