well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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