But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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