I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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