She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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