dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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