Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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