Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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