I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She said her name was "party"
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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