no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
