He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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