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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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