Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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