So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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