I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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