ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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