so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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