i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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