I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize