just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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