Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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