i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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