you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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