i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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