Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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