Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
