I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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