So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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