Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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