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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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