i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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