i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this beer tastes like vomit already
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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