oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Randomize
