I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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