how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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