I am puke
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Congratulations! We have a period
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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