Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Pooping to opera.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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